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greatkingrat
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idk who needs to hear this rn but...

ravioli

be an adult and clean ur gotdam pillows n sheets


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tiddywife-deactivated-2020AprThu-200409070409-499 asked:

ᴠɪʙᴇ ᴄʜᴇᴄᴋ

*spins you, dips you, and kisses you*

vibe check !


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tiddywife-deactivated-2020AprThu-200409070409-499 asked:

ok so are we gonna become gay pirates and rule the 7 seas or what

listen babe, you bring the ravishing good looks and ill bring the cutlass


sparky
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the person im interested in, over and over again: UGH i want a gf so bad :/

me, doing everything in my power to show my interest in them in a respectful and non-predatory way: :) ?

them: no not like that


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sparky
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sparky

me: hey lets get dinner

my stomach: no. we're not hungry. if you even think about food you're going to want to cry

me, not eating: uh. ok?

my stomach, 4 seconds later: FEEDMEFEEDMEFEEDMEFEEDMEFEEDME -

sparky

this is not hyperbole btw

i missed dinner bc i didn't have an appetite but just woke up @ 4am w my stomach throbbing in pain so ¯(ツ)



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me: hey lets get dinner

my stomach: no. we're not hungry. if you even think about food you're going to want to cry

me, not eating: uh. ok?

my stomach, 4 seconds later: FEEDMEFEEDMEFEEDMEFEEDMEFEEDME -


sparky
posted this
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yes hi hello there, im a homosexual deprived of cuddles, please give me attention


sparky
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do yall know that feeling of like. having people that are romantic-partner-adjacent, where they're so close & yet so far from actually being gf potential? bc i have....like six people like that rn lmao


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greatkingrat
Time ago

This little Carolina Wren flew into our house today. After about 20 minutes I was able to catch it and hold it for a couple minutes before releasing it back outside. I think they're grateful -- or at least don't completely hate us -- because they hung out on the fence for a while afterwards.


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Time ago

two (2) of my friends, being somewhat slow to respond/apathetic in messaging for their own personal reasons:

me, with anxiety: They Must Hate Me I Am The Scum Of The Earth I Am Unworthy Of The Air I Breathe I Wish My Atoms Would Disassemble And Become The Dust Which Scatters Over The Sea


sparky
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update on the Person™.... we've been texting and they said they want to be held by me 😭😭😭😭

help y'all im catching feelings


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badger
Time ago
An Anonymous user asked:

* offers you a crunchy Boog * 🐛🐛🐛🐛

badger

an Tribute!!!!!!! to minest magnificencse?/ ? im approvest!!

*crumch monch cronch*


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akumaspiders asked:

Balsam and coconut?

coconut: someone kissed me + asked me out!!! a WONDERFUL surprise but a very big one!!! i'm still shook lmao...they're really cute tho :'3c

balsam: a walk on a fall day, a stop at a bookstore or a wander through the woods, then a nice meal and relaxation w cozy blankets as there's wind + rain outside...a girl to cuddle with is optional but preferred ♥♥♥♥

thank you for the ask!!


sparky
posted this
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went on a date todayyyy

with the person who kissed me yesterday

i think it went ok i am not sure because i am a homosexual and an idiot but like??? i think i did ok, yes


sparky
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i do not like heterosexual pda


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aurenfaie
Time ago
babushka

i am very brave for a) existing b) doing what i can.


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witchesflower asked:

linen and bonfire :3c

linen: i have a lot of stuff like this that goes beyond just 'quirks' bc i have OCD...however!! one thing that people definitely dont seem to understand is that i CANNOT tolerate true crime documentaries. like, the sound of a program such as 20/20 or frontline or something??? if someone around me is watching it i HAVE to leave or listen to something else because it'll send me into a panic attack. i have no idea why but it's. it's definitely a thing oof

bonfire: YES!! incredibly so...i am constantly down to cuddle and actually i just cuddled w someone for like. over an hour. and im still wanting more ldjfgldfkjg

im very cuddy and touch-starved :'3c

thank you so much for the ask! ♥♥


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semi-entropy asked:

peppermint and citrus for the ask meme!

peppermint: unfortunately yes!! im a big sucker for sweets....not all types tho. i don't like a lot of candy and etc. because my mouth is incredibly sensitive and i get canker sores easily. but like, baked goods and stuff? sign me UP

citrus: yes!! every day i wear a silver claddagh ring i got in galway and a watch based upon the biblical story of the tower of babel, from the unemployed philosopher's guild :3c

those are things i definitely wear every day, but generally i also wear a bow tie and a sweater or sweater vest, particularly now that it's fall

tysm for the ask!!! ♥♥♥


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ladies and gentlefolk......your boy got KISSED today........


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greatkingrat
Time ago

hey guys its pronoun day

lovecubus

reblog this post and add your pronouns

mine are they/them

princeofdoom

he/him, they/them and The Cat


greatkingrat

He/him


sparky

they/them or she/her!



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posted this
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the rain....the wind....im THRIVING!!!


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corky-deactivated-2020MayWed-200513010536-3133 asked:

lavender n teatree? :^)

lavender: soft blankets and something casual and familiar to watch! snl skits on youtube, the office, seinfeld, etc. - anything that feels comforting. that plus a few comfort items and i start to feel better. 💕

tea tree: i always remember my dreams! last night i dreamt that my current love interest thought we were in a relationship & was wondering if i would be comfortable with them changing their shoes in front of me. i was like... "???? we're dating???? also since when are shoes controversial???" and i woke up very confused lmao

sadly we aren't dating but i still love them :(

thank you for the ask!! 💕✨


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cinnamon: probably Christmas! i love all of the cultural / secular celebration, and as my interest in theology grows my appreciation for Christmas does too!! also Christmas trees Pretty....

rosemary: oh gosh...i don't know... we'll say that i have a very consistent sense of style!! im dapper and no one can deny that

tysm for the ask!! 💕💕


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