*spins you, dips you, and kisses you*
vibe check !
tiddywife-deactivated-2020AprThu-200409070409-499 asked:ok so are we gonna become gay pirates and rule the 7 seas or what
listen babe, you bring the ravishing good looks and ill bring the cutlass
the person im interested in, over and over again: UGH i want a gf so bad :/
me, doing everything in my power to show my interest in them in a respectful and non-predatory way: :) ?
them: no not like that
sparkyme: hey lets get dinner
my stomach: no. we're not hungry. if you even think about food you're going to want to cry
me, not eating: uh. ok?
my stomach, 4 seconds later: FEEDMEFEEDMEFEEDMEFEEDMEFEEDME -
sparky
this is not hyperbole btw
i missed dinner bc i didn't have an appetite but just woke up @ 4am w my stomach throbbing in pain so ¯(ツ)/¯
me: hey lets get dinner
my stomach: no. we're not hungry. if you even think about food you're going to want to cry
me, not eating: uh. ok?
my stomach, 4 seconds later: FEEDMEFEEDMEFEEDMEFEEDMEFEEDME -
yes hi hello there, im a homosexual deprived of cuddles, please give me attention
do yall know that feeling of like. having people that are romantic-partner-adjacent, where they're so close & yet so far from actually being gf potential? bc i have....like six people like that rn lmao
This little Carolina Wren flew into our house today. After about 20 minutes I was able to catch it and hold it for a couple minutes before releasing it back outside. I think they're grateful -- or at least don't completely hate us -- because they hung out on the fence for a while afterwards.
two (2) of my friends, being somewhat slow to respond/apathetic in messaging for their own personal reasons:
me, with anxiety: They Must Hate Me I Am The Scum Of The Earth I Am Unworthy Of The Air I Breathe I Wish My Atoms Would Disassemble And Become The Dust Which Scatters Over The Sea
update on the Person™.... we've been texting and they said they want to be held by me 😭😭😭😭
help y'all im catching feelings
* offers you a crunchy Boog * 🐛🐛🐛🐛
badgeran Tribute!!!!!!! to minest magnificencse?/ ? im approvest!!
*crumch monch cronch*
coconut: someone kissed me + asked me out!!! a WONDERFUL surprise but a very big one!!! i'm still shook lmao...they're really cute tho :'3c
balsam: a walk on a fall day, a stop at a bookstore or a wander through the woods, then a nice meal and relaxation w cozy blankets as there's wind + rain outside...a girl to cuddle with is optional but preferred ♥♥♥♥
thank you for the ask!!
went on a date todayyyy
with the person who kissed me yesterday
i think it went ok i am not sure because i am a homosexual and an idiot but like??? i think i did ok, yes
linen: i have a lot of stuff like this that goes beyond just 'quirks' bc i have OCD...however!! one thing that people definitely dont seem to understand is that i CANNOT tolerate true crime documentaries. like, the sound of a program such as 20/20 or frontline or something??? if someone around me is watching it i HAVE to leave or listen to something else because it'll send me into a panic attack. i have no idea why but it's. it's definitely a thing oof
bonfire: YES!! incredibly so...i am constantly down to cuddle and actually i just cuddled w someone for like. over an hour. and im still wanting more ldjfgldfkjg
im very cuddy and touch-starved :'3c
thank you so much for the ask! ♥♥
peppermint: unfortunately yes!! im a big sucker for sweets....not all types tho. i don't like a lot of candy and etc. because my mouth is incredibly sensitive and i get canker sores easily. but like, baked goods and stuff? sign me UP
citrus: yes!! every day i wear a silver claddagh ring i got in galway and a watch based upon the biblical story of the tower of babel, from the unemployed philosopher's guild :3c
those are things i definitely wear every day, but generally i also wear a bow tie and a sweater or sweater vest, particularly now that it's fall
tysm for the ask!!! ♥♥♥
hey guys its pronoun day
lovecubusreblog this post and add your pronouns
mine are they/them
princeofdoom
he/him, they/them and The Cat
greatkingrat
He/him
sparky
they/them or she/her!
lavender: soft blankets and something casual and familiar to watch! snl skits on youtube, the office, seinfeld, etc. - anything that feels comforting. that plus a few comfort items and i start to feel better. 💕
tea tree: i always remember my dreams! last night i dreamt that my current love interest thought we were in a relationship & was wondering if i would be comfortable with them changing their shoes in front of me. i was like... "???? we're dating???? also since when are shoes controversial???" and i woke up very confused lmao
sadly we aren't dating but i still love them :(
thank you for the ask!! 💕✨
cinnamon: probably Christmas! i love all of the cultural / secular celebration, and as my interest in theology grows my appreciation for Christmas does too!! also Christmas trees Pretty....
rosemary: oh gosh...i don't know... we'll say that i have a very consistent sense of style!! im dapper and no one can deny that
tysm for the ask!! 💕💕