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tiddywife-deactivated-2020AprThu-200409070409-499 asked:

ᴠɪʙᴇ ᴄʜᴇᴄᴋ

*spins you, dips you, and kisses you*

vibe check !


tiddywife-deactivated-2020AprThu-200409070409-499 -

boob nice


sparky -

cottagewife here today w prime relateable lesbian content


the person im interested in, over and over again: UGH i want a gf so bad :/

me, doing everything in my power to show my interest in them in a respectful and non-predatory way: :) ?

them: no not like that


thedarklordgivenofucks -

Here's some halloween food discourse for y'all

Is candy corn good or bad? Discuss.

Personally, I like it. It's not my favorite candy but I don't understand the hate.


sparky -

the colors r fun but it's tooth-rottingly sweet and tasteless


im. sick of being single, actually


me: hey lets get dinner

my stomach: no. we're not hungry. if you even think about food you're going to want to cry

me, not eating: uh. ok?

my stomach, 4 seconds later: FEEDMEFEEDMEFEEDMEFEEDMEFEEDME -


yes hi hello there, im a homosexual deprived of cuddles, please give me attention


do yall know that feeling of like. having people that are romantic-partner-adjacent, where they're so close & yet so far from actually being gf potential? bc i have....like six people like that rn lmao


two (2) of my friends, being somewhat slow to respond/apathetic in messaging for their own personal reasons:

me, with anxiety: They Must Hate Me I Am The Scum Of The Earth I Am Unworthy Of The Air I Breathe I Wish My Atoms Would Disassemble And Become The Dust Which Scatters Over The Sea


update on the Person™.... we've been texting and they said they want to be held by me 😭😭😭😭

help y'all im catching feelings


akumaspiders asked:

Balsam and coconut?

coconut: someone kissed me + asked me out!!! a WONDERFUL surprise but a very big one!!! i'm still shook lmao...they're really cute tho :'3c

balsam: a walk on a fall day, a stop at a bookstore or a wander through the woods, then a nice meal and relaxation w cozy blankets as there's wind + rain outside...a girl to cuddle with is optional but preferred ♥♥♥♥

thank you for the ask!!


went on a date todayyyy

with the person who kissed me yesterday

i think it went ok i am not sure because i am a homosexual and an idiot but like??? i think i did ok, yes


i do not like heterosexual pda


witchesflower asked:

linen and bonfire :3c

linen: i have a lot of stuff like this that goes beyond just 'quirks' bc i have OCD...however!! one thing that people definitely dont seem to understand is that i CANNOT tolerate true crime documentaries. like, the sound of a program such as 20/20 or frontline or something??? if someone around me is watching it i HAVE to leave or listen to something else because it'll send me into a panic attack. i have no idea why but it's. it's definitely a thing oof

bonfire: YES!! incredibly so...i am constantly down to cuddle and actually i just cuddled w someone for like. over an hour. and im still wanting more ldjfgldfkjg

im very cuddy and touch-starved :'3c

thank you so much for the ask! ♥♥


semi-entropy asked:

peppermint and citrus for the ask meme!

peppermint: unfortunately yes!! im a big sucker for sweets....not all types tho. i don't like a lot of candy and etc. because my mouth is incredibly sensitive and i get canker sores easily. but like, baked goods and stuff? sign me UP

citrus: yes!! every day i wear a silver claddagh ring i got in galway and a watch based upon the biblical story of the tower of babel, from the unemployed philosopher's guild :3c

those are things i definitely wear every day, but generally i also wear a bow tie and a sweater or sweater vest, particularly now that it's fall

tysm for the ask!!! ♥♥♥


ladies and gentlefolk......your boy got KISSED today........


the rain....the wind....im THRIVING!!!


corky-deactivated-2020MayWed-200513010536-3133 asked:

lavender n teatree? :^)

lavender: soft blankets and something casual and familiar to watch! snl skits on youtube, the office, seinfeld, etc. - anything that feels comforting. that plus a few comfort items and i start to feel better. 💕

tea tree: i always remember my dreams! last night i dreamt that my current love interest thought we were in a relationship & was wondering if i would be comfortable with them changing their shoes in front of me. i was like... "???? we're dating???? also since when are shoes controversial???" and i woke up very confused lmao

sadly we aren't dating but i still love them :(

thank you for the ask!! 💕✨


cinnamon: probably Christmas! i love all of the cultural / secular celebration, and as my interest in theology grows my appreciation for Christmas does too!! also Christmas trees Pretty....

rosemary: oh gosh...i don't know... we'll say that i have a very consistent sense of style!! im dapper and no one can deny that

tysm for the ask!! 💕💕


good scents ask game

  • sandalwood: do you prefer the woods or the beach?

  • lavender: what always calms you down when you're stressed out?

  • peppermint: do you have a sweet tooth?

  • cinnamon: what's your favorite holiday (cultural, religious, or otherwise)?

  • linen: what's one quirk about you that no one else seems to get?

  • bonfire: are you a cuddly person?

  • balsam: what does a perfect day look like to you?

  • coconut: what's the most surprising thing that's happened to you this week?

  • vanilla: do you have any stuffed animals?

  • citrus: are there any accessories you wear every day?

  • rosemary: what's something good about you that even your worst enemy would have to agree with?

  • tea tree: do you often remember your dreams? if so, what did you dream about last night?


hey aros, this is your friendly reminder that you're incredibly strong, brave, and valid

(also that shirt looks amazing on you)


ppl asking for consent in non-sexual situations is....no pun intended...incredibly sexy

"do you mind if i grab your phone to look at it a little closer?"

"can i use this?"

"is it okay if i vent to you right now?"


ive decided that what's really important is soft blankets, good food, and gays


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