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book person, dog person, gay person ♥ they/them or she/her ♥ i care about you ♥ my tag is #spark barks

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Posts tagged spark barks:

a man: speaks

me: 🗡 🗡 🗡 🗡 🗡 🗡 🗡 >:(


that same man: mentions he's trans

me: ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️ :')

finding someone who shares one of your relatively niche interests is a wonderful feeling ❤❤❤

why do i say i am a fool do often?

simple ........ i am the truthteller

my ultimate truth is...... Big Dumb

it might not actually be homophobic that i can't live off of cherries and mashed potatoes, but it definitely feels like it

how am i? tired, busy, and offensively homosexual

but that last is a given

message to wlw / nblw [esp. questioning]: 

hey!! if you aren't often attracted to traditionally feminine women / the typical heteropatriarchal model of a woman, that is okay. if you find yourself most attracted to gnc / butch / masculine-of-center / etc. women/nbs, that does not mean you're "straight in denial" or "lying" or "faking" or "secretly into men" or anything

it just means that you are often attracted to a specific kind of person and that is okay. ♥

aside from the fact that waterfall has great staff and is just generally not terrible, i also like it because i love the fact that i can just be the fool i truly am without being attacked or accused of trying to be a funnyman

i can post both tomfoolery and genuine thoughts and y'all are so sweet about it 

not even to mention the fact that i feel like im actually part of a lovely community here ♥♥♥♥

friendly reminder to anyone with disabilities / mental illnesses:

if you were once able to do something that your illness/s caused you to struggle with on a regular basis (e.g. showering, exercising, etc.) and now you can't do that as regularly/easily, it is okay. it does not mean your recovery was for naught; it does not mean you're relapsing or that you have to start from scratch; it doesn't mean that you're failing. 

do not feel bad for having "done this already". don't think it should always be easy from now on since you "mastered it before". 

illnesses change and the way their symptoms present and influence your life changes, too.

it is okay.

you will make up lost ground. you will recover. you will heal. you will keep moving forward. things will turn out okay. 

in the meantime, be gentle with yourself. ♥

"how are you?"

what she says: great, thanks! how are you?

what she means: i'm actually happy and feel like i can solve my problems and i have hope for the future and it's genuinely terrifying and i don't know how to fix it but i feel like by experiencing happiness i'm somehow guaranteeing that bad things are going to happen to me soon and i should be worrying in anticipation of the bad things because -

hello from the other sideeeeeeeeee / 

i must have called a thousand tiiiiiiiiiiiiimes / 

so sorry if that bothered you, i don't ever want to be a burden, oh, God, sorry, sorry / 

like i don't mean to be an obligation or anything, i feel bad, i know you've got a lot going on right now /

sorry this is really long and rambling uh just call me back when you can okay? /

yikes sorry, sorry!! love you have a good one call me back sorry!!!

just went on tumblr and saw a post which essentially said "men's rights!!!!!!111!" under the guise of being super woke 

y'all i can't even explain how bad of a take it was,,,,,

it said basically "feminism is bad actually" and "men experience more sexual assault than women!1!" (??????) and that someone was wrong for discussing how women are made to fear the smallest of things (walking at night, etc) due to constant *male violence

you are not woke !!!! you have looped back around to conservatism !!!!! wtf !!!!!!

(* obviously here i mean predominantly white & cishet men)

feminism is Bad is the COLDEST take ive seen lately

anyway the moral of the story is waterfall is much better ❤❤❤


who is noah fence and why does he have so many hot takes

had nightmares all night and feel them affecting my mood now

ugh i hate this feeling

i am lord dumb of foolishness, warden of the idiots

certified home of sexual

my favorite thing ever is telling my friends i love them

y'all ever wanna submerge yourself in toothpaste or is it just me

my favorite thing ever is how queer ppl have reclaimed cowboys from the old white men and turned them into something awesome

yee to the hecking haw everybody: good work

how dare you assume i have a gender

my gender is gay


  • rides a bike, not a horse, but still calls it their steed 
  • business casual instead of old western clothes 
  • not racist and also not heterosexual B)
  • wears a very large cowboy hat with their suits
  • starts off every interaction with "howdy"
  • ends all conversations with "yee-haw"
  • pictures of the western US on their wall 
  • little tumbleweeds on their nightstand 
  • has a raggedy cowdog they rescused from a shelter
  • loves lizards
  • has a bleached cow skull on their wall 
  • respects native americans
  • deeply gay

i am a medicore paper crane and god is a perfectionist origami nerd

had a dental cleaning and ready to fight the sun: a sparky story

the expression "he's a good egg" is totally valid and legitimate, but has unfortunately been entirely ruined by social media and specifically by tumblr because, like ,,,, he's a good egg is the height of tumblr comedy