kind, sober, and fully dressed

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Posts tagged tomfoolery:

why do i say i am a fool do often?

simple ........ i am the truthteller

my ultimate truth is...... Big Dumb

it might not actually be homophobic that i can't live off of cherries and mashed potatoes, but it definitely feels like it

how am i? tired, busy, and offensively homosexual

but that last is a given

hello from the other sideeeeeeeeee / 

i must have called a thousand tiiiiiiiiiiiiimes / 

so sorry if that bothered you, i don't ever want to be a burden, oh, God, sorry, sorry / 

like i don't mean to be an obligation or anything, i feel bad, i know you've got a lot going on right now /

sorry this is really long and rambling uh just call me back when you can okay? /

yikes sorry, sorry!! love you have a good one call me back sorry!!!

who is noah fence and why does he have so many hot takes

i am lord dumb of foolishness, warden of the idiots

certified home of sexual

how dare you assume i have a gender

my gender is gay


  • rides a bike, not a horse, but still calls it their steed 
  • business casual instead of old western clothes 
  • not racist and also not heterosexual B)
  • wears a very large cowboy hat with their suits
  • starts off every interaction with "howdy"
  • ends all conversations with "yee-haw"
  • pictures of the western US on their wall 
  • little tumbleweeds on their nightstand 
  • has a raggedy cowdog they rescused from a shelter
  • loves lizards
  • has a bleached cow skull on their wall 
  • respects native americans
  • deeply gay

i am a medicore paper crane and god is a perfectionist origami nerd

had a dental cleaning and ready to fight the sun: a sparky story

the expression "he's a good egg" is totally valid and legitimate, but has unfortunately been entirely ruined by social media and specifically by tumblr because, like ,,,, he's a good egg is the height of tumblr comedy

do i know what i'm doing? of course not 

will that stop me? what do you think?

i would marry a girl sight unseen if she told me she was a pianist or violinist

dapper, straight-edge, bring-me-home-to-meet-your-parents, jar-opening, flowers-bringing clean-cut babey B)

due to personal reasons, i am the equivalent of an overweight labrador retriever wearing sunglasses

ppl with overly sensitive mouths, make some noise !!

my tongue is covered in canker sores atm because i dared to have some chocolate and salad w italian dressing

i am so smart

it's a shame i'm such an idiot :/

hey nerds rb this and tell me where you'd fall on the ph scale if u were a substance

i am slightly alkaline, a bit over 7 but not quite 8

i am a very impressive individual, in that i manage to be B) and :'( simultaneously

by far the worst thing that has happened to me today is seeing someone use the word "receiver" instead of "recipient" 

new blog title 

"kind, sober, and fully dressed" B)

as a quote from b99, it makes me laugh, but it also references my dislike of alcohol, my impeccable style, and my wish to be kind 

dirty deeds and they're dunder chief